When the song Macarena hit the airwaves back in the ’90s, it spread like a virus. Finally, we had a dance that even the nerds could do! Unfortunately, there were a chosen few who could not even catch on to something as simple as slapping your own thighs and buttocks. These misfits grew up logging [...]

I’ve been lucky enough, so far, to avoid most of the typical issues that seem to plague the Macbook. Unfortunately, I have recently experienced a small, but annoying, issue that I can’t seem to find a solution to. When I put the ‘book to sleep for a while (an hour or more usually), it [...]

It was enough to make my thighs tingle, but not enough to burn through my jeans. My first experience resting the macbook on my lap had me wondering if this feeling was normal. If you’re the type that surfs questionable videos on the couch in your boxer shorts, then you might find the macbook a [...]

The only time squeaky noises are a positive thing is when the sound is coming from bed springs. I’d prefer not to hear it from my Macbook. For some reason, my display hinge just started to creak and clunk whenever I opened or closed the lid. Many of you might say “big deal, get over [...]

The matte finish on a fresh new macbook is very stylish! Greasy, smeared up matte finish? Not so stylish. At first, I even blamed myself. Maybe I needed to wash my hands more or refrain from forcing my love on my notebook and pressing so hard when I touch? I was disappointed in myself until [...]